Post by EagleWind13 on Apr 22, 2014 17:27:24 GMT -5
WARNING: These are quotes from those 18+ and some swearing and more adult content is present. Proceed at your own risk.
*Druids Don’t Wear Jewelry… Garren- BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
*Cleric- Are you of unholy descent?
Tiefling- I’m half-demon.
Cleric- So?
*Cleric to Rogue (Both Guys)- Why don’t you make love to me anymore??
*This is why we don’t have monkey’s fling poo at people. They have really bad aim.
One day I am going to throw my poop at something and it is going to respect me.
*Flotty’s Words of Wisdom: “Something something something, he who toss the first stone, etcetera”
*Garren- I get a plus 1 because Flotty is singing through my mouth.
*When the Buffalo Comes…
*‘Sung’: Kit the Cat and Garren the Dog
*DM- You remember you saw a white light when you died. Richard –That was probably the Lightning
*You’re in an abusive relationship with your hawk.
*The cleric is speechless is for the first time ever.
*Flotty; How about I get you front row tickets to my mom?
*Garren: So what is Pelor, the god of incompetence?
Richard: Actually, he’s the god of, go f*** yourself.
*Liluth: We’re not going to play Flotty football!
*Garren- You don’t go into the Underdark. No one in the Underdark wants to be there; it’s like Detroit.
*Richard: On that side of the door is a giant spider, on this side, is friendship
*Don't get in the way of the buffalo...
*After a player comes in at the perfect time wearing a tux: I KNEW IT HE'S JAMES BOND.
*Druid (After getting shot in the back): There's someone behind me...
*Upon discovering the Raven has an ac of 17: Dang, that raven ate his Wheaties!
*Male Player: Am I still a woman???
*Richard: Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm black. (Realizing this, half-way through the campaign)
*Druids Don’t Wear Jewelry… Garren- BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
*Cleric- Are you of unholy descent?
Tiefling- I’m half-demon.
Cleric- So?
*Cleric to Rogue (Both Guys)- Why don’t you make love to me anymore??
*This is why we don’t have monkey’s fling poo at people. They have really bad aim.
One day I am going to throw my poop at something and it is going to respect me.
*Flotty’s Words of Wisdom: “Something something something, he who toss the first stone, etcetera”
*Garren- I get a plus 1 because Flotty is singing through my mouth.
*When the Buffalo Comes…
*‘Sung’: Kit the Cat and Garren the Dog
*DM- You remember you saw a white light when you died. Richard –That was probably the Lightning
*You’re in an abusive relationship with your hawk.
*The cleric is speechless is for the first time ever.
*Flotty; How about I get you front row tickets to my mom?
*Garren: So what is Pelor, the god of incompetence?
Richard: Actually, he’s the god of, go f*** yourself.
*Liluth: We’re not going to play Flotty football!
*Garren- You don’t go into the Underdark. No one in the Underdark wants to be there; it’s like Detroit.
*Richard: On that side of the door is a giant spider, on this side, is friendship
*Don't get in the way of the buffalo...
*After a player comes in at the perfect time wearing a tux: I KNEW IT HE'S JAMES BOND.
*Druid (After getting shot in the back): There's someone behind me...
*Upon discovering the Raven has an ac of 17: Dang, that raven ate his Wheaties!
*Male Player: Am I still a woman???
*Richard: Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm black. (Realizing this, half-way through the campaign)
I was never here.