Post by EagleWind13 on May 22, 2015 10:43:05 GMT -5
WARNING: Some of these quotes contain adult language. Proceed at your own risk.
-Would you like to roll a sense motive?
-Yes, but it's never worked on a woman before.
In my character's defense, you do not exist.
Alex, it's your fault I have a puppy!!!!!
-You're healed, but you are evil for a little bit.
-WHAT DID YOU DO??
Retire the character, I won.
Druid- Did you just punch that tree??
Monk- Oh Sh***.
Oops, I accidentally forgot to not kill him...
If the boot fits, grab the other one and go to the nearest register.
Bard: I have two attacks now.... Hahaha....
You're being racist.
I can't help it I was raised that way!
You weren't there!!!
Orcs- Did you see those guys? They are dead. They are hella dead!!
Hey, I got you a.... Whatever!
*To painting monster* Why don't you Vincent Van Go-Fuck yourself
-Hey, why the long neck?
-Wrong joke, Phil. Shut up.
-Would you like to roll a sense motive?
-Yes, but it's never worked on a woman before.
In my character's defense, you do not exist.
Alex, it's your fault I have a puppy!!!!!
-You're healed, but you are evil for a little bit.
-WHAT DID YOU DO??
Retire the character, I won.
Druid- Did you just punch that tree??
Monk- Oh Sh***.
Oops, I accidentally forgot to not kill him...
If the boot fits, grab the other one and go to the nearest register.
Bard: I have two attacks now.... Hahaha....
You're being racist.
I can't help it I was raised that way!
You weren't there!!!
Orcs- Did you see those guys? They are dead. They are hella dead!!
Hey, I got you a.... Whatever!
*To painting monster* Why don't you Vincent Van Go-Fuck yourself
-Hey, why the long neck?
-Wrong joke, Phil. Shut up.
I was never here.